Hi. It’s me. The woman in your comment section who can both read Nietzsche and change a tire. I know. I know. Terrifying.
I just wanted to acknowledge your recent uptick in engagement. Nothing boosts a woman’s reach quite like a man or male-centered woman furiously typing “no one will want you” from a gaming chair that has absorbed more butt sweat and emotional tears that a Victorian fainting couch.
I’ve noticed a pattern in your commentary:
“You’re bitter.” What you’re really saying is, you don’t center men and that makes me feel uncomfortable.
“You’ll die alone.” What you’re really saying is, I want you to fear the future.
“This is why men don’t commit.” What you really mean is, your boundaries inconvenience me.
“You’re too masculine.” What you’re really bitching about is, I’m pissed that you won’t submit to me.
Blah, blah, blah
But my personal favorite, “Women were happier when they stayed at home.” And I know for a fact this really means, I prefer a dynamic where I have more leverage than you.
Buddy. Who is you talkin to? Women weren’t happier. They were quieter… listening… watching… learning your weaknesses. There’s a difference.
The wildest part is that you genuinely believe feminist women having opinions is a coordinated attack on your existence. I promise you, my ability to open my own bank account or wear pants is not a hate crime against your ego.
You say you want “traditional women.” No you don’t.
You want unpaid therapists, unpaid chefs, unpaid surrogate mothers, sex whenever you want it, and a 24/7 validation dispenser who never ages, never questions, and never Googles “covert narcissism.” Get the fuck outta here with that phony boloney.
And yet, you are shocked—shocked—that women prefer peace, plants and vibrators.
Be honest with yourself for the first time in your life—
You don’t hate women. You hate women you can’t control.
You don’t hate feminism. You hate leverage.
You don’t hate strong women. You hate that strength means we can leave whenever we want to.
And that’s the part that burns, isn’t it?
Because once a woman knows she can survive without you, your personality has to compete with her solitude.
And silence is winning.
Anyway, on behalf of myself and all the other accounts you hand jam hate towards on this platform, thank you for the algorithm boost. Every time you comment something negative or try out a new personal attack, another woman subscribes to us.
Capitalism is funny like that.
With warmth, independence and a fully funded retirement account,
A woman who chose self respect over your approval.
(insert kissy noises)
PS. If you’re going to hate-read, at least subscribe. I prefer my patriarchy dismantled with metrics.